Business suits symptoms and conditions

I don't know where to begin; I have a text box in front of me that says "add a new side effect of the Mirena" but all I see are the same side effects over and over. That, in itself, speakes volumes. As for myself, it's been depression, weight gain, exhaustion and yet unable to sleep, pain down to my knees - of course all of these symptoms can be explained by everything else in the world - who, these days doesn't have money problems, stress, employment fragility, etc.? But I know myself, and this is wrong.

I had mine put in March 2009 and after a month I told my doctor I wanted it out. She said I didn't give it enough time (apparently six months is the magic number).

It's now been three months and getting out of bed is an act of heroism for me. Sex is out of the question (well, we have given it a go a couple of times and he can indeed feel the strings, contrary to what I was told - perhaps it's because he's - er - oh, never mind.)

I bleed erratically and it stinks; if I hadn't lost my sex drive already I'd be put off just by that.

I got the thing not for birth control but for pain and bleeding (not that it makes a difference)- it has made the pain worse, so I don't understand why I'm so nervous about asking my doctor (tomorrow - Monday) to have it removed?

I have been on Winstrol (oral form, 2x25 mg per day) for two weeks now, out of a program of 6 weeks. Muscle gains are pretty good, much faster than expected, in fact. However, I have recurring headaches, cannot sleep well anymore (and I had never experienced that in my life...), and I put on a lot of weight (8 lbs, per week), possibly from water retention and muscle gains. I am on a fairly serious cardio program besides my usual strength workout (5 hrs a week of intense cardio), but I am really surprised not to lose any weight or gain any definition at all. I am just bulking up, which is great for martial arts, but not for wearing business suits.
As far as my sex drive is concerned, nothing to report so far. If I keep putting weight on like that for the remaining 4 weeks, I think I will not have to worry about my sex drive anyway as I will certainly not be able to score anymore ;-)
I have experienced some bouts of nausea, and I feel generally bloated.
My temper is usually fairly volatile, and it has not getting any better recently. I am not sure this can or should be attributed to Winstrol, though.